Tuesday, June 7, 2016

Doom (2016)

This one shall be short and sweet...

If you're tired of the stupid modern chest-high wall modern FPS... if you find yourself booting up quake or doom 2 and find yourself getting far too much satisfaction from blasting demons with a double barrel shotgun... Doom is for you.

It's not perfect, but it is fun; very fun. And challenging!

...just ask Arthur Gies of polygon, the worst Doom player in the universe!

DUH HOW I MOVE AND SHOOT GAIS?!?!?!?!111?!!!?!?11!eleven
Ahhh Polygon, your ineptitude is like the cherry on top of my delicious old-school doom sundae.

Watch it, it's a laugh and a half.

I haven't touched the multiplayer, but the single player is worth the cost of entry... there's some replay value exploring the levels and messing with the different weapons. The harder difficulties are actually really difficult and you really have to move to survive...

If you've stayed away because you can't imagine doom being remade in the modern age; you're wrong. Play it.

Keeper3 - Doom is the new doom... and your doom!